(Your partner. Your human. Not the caravan. Behave.)
Let’s be honest…
You say you love your other half.
But the way you look at your caravan when it’s freshly washed?
That’s… concerning – step away from the tow hitch!!!!!!
So this Valentine’s Day, we’re setting some ground rules.
We want you to leave a voice note for the love of your life — the person you share your heart with, not the one with alloy wheels and a leisure battery.
Tell them:
why you fell in love with them
why they’re still your favourite travel companion
how they put up with you “just popping outside to check something”
or why they deserve unlimited tea-making duties on tour
🎙️ Simply click the voicemail button below, leave your message and your message could be played during our special Valentine’s Show this Saturday.🎙️
Now… a gentle warning. If your message includes phrases like: “I love your curves…” “You’ve got great storage…”or “You’ve never let me down on a cold night…”
That’s not romance. That’s a motorhome.
We will judge you.
We will laugh.
We might still play it.
IMPORTANT: All voice notes must be submitted by Friday 13th at noon to be included in the show.